There Ain't No Bugs On Me

(chorus)
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me, there ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But, there ain't no bugs on me

Well, the June-y bug comes in June
The Lightening Bug comes in May
The Bedbug comes any time of year
But he ain't gonna stay (chorus)

There was a bullfrog sittin' on a lilly pad
Looking up at the sky
The lily pad broke and the frog fell in
He got water all in his eye-ball (chorus)

Oh the mosquito she flies high
Mosquito she flies low
If old skeeter lands on me
She ain't gonna fly no more (chorus)

There was a peanut sitting on a railroad track
His heart was all a flutter
Down the track come a big old train
Toot toot! Peanut butter (chorus)

Oh, there ain't no flies on me, there ain't no flies on me
There may be flies on some of you guys
But, there ain't no flies on me

Oh, there ain't no lobsters on me, there ain't no lobsters on me
There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters
But, there ain't no lobsters on me

Oh, there ain't no ticks on me, there ain't no ticks on me
There may be ticks on some of you hicks
But, there ain't no ticks on me

Oh, there ain't no leeches on me, there ain't no leeches on me
There may be leeches on some of your teachers
But, there ain't no leeches on me